A watched #Hadoop job never finishes.

A watched #Hadoop job never finishes.

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RT @TheTweetOfGod: .@rickygervais I’m God. It’s My…

RT @TheTweetOfGod: .@rickygervais I’m God. It’s My job to make shit up.

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RT @savagejen: Sometimes it feels like it’s all Ru…

RT @savagejen: Sometimes it feels like it’s all Rube Goldberg Devices all the way down, which I guess was Douglas Adams’ point.

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RT @StackExchange: Computer Programming To Be Offi…

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RT @StackExchange: Computer Programming To Be Officially Renamed “Googling Stack Overflow”

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Ugh. Just heard Van Halen Jump on the oldies stati…

Ugh. Just heard Van Halen Jump on the oldies station. #itsasign

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@RepublicanDalek or beer?

@RepublicanDalek or beer?

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RT @SwiftOnSecurity: T.K.O. by @discreetsecure http://t.co/JQHmrDESeN

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@shadowcat_mst I’m pretty sure he was on the acade…

@shadowcat_mst I’m pretty sure he was on the academic job circuit…

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RT @chronicle: Is the price of Scott Walker’s ambi…

RT @chronicle: Is the price of Scott Walker’s ambition the death of the University of Wisconsin system? @djvanness says yes: chroni.cl/1RGgI4Q

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RT @SciencePorn: This is what happens when you wri…

RT @SciencePorn: This is what happens when you wring out a washcloth in space. vine.co/v/h9D0TQriPLB

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