Am I a bad person if I’m hoping the wind blows all the leaves out of my yard? #blowwindblow
Why is it every time I see “Ello” I think it’s missing a J?
RT @TheTweetOfGod: YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! I mean, eventually.
RT @Mr_Mike_Clarke: Retweet to raise awareness.
This shocking image shows the dangers of Superglue. http://t.co/D9bNNrAFzO
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times #WTF4