A watched #Hadoop job never finishes.
RT @TheTweetOfGod: .@rickygervais I’m God. It’s My job to make shit up.
RT @savagejen: Sometimes it feels like it’s all Rube Goldberg Devices all the way down, which I guess was Douglas Adams’ point.
RT @StackExchange: Computer Programming To Be Officially Renamed “Googling Stack Overflow” Source: theallium.com/engineering/co… http://t.co/iJ9k7aAVhd
Ugh. Just heard Van Halen Jump on the oldies station. #itsasign
@shadowcat_mst I’m pretty sure he was on the academic job circuit…
RT @chronicle: Is the price of Scott Walker’s ambition the death of the University of Wisconsin system? @djvanness says yes: chroni.cl/1RGgI4Q
RT @SciencePorn: This is what happens when you wring out a washcloth in space. vine.co/v/h9D0TQriPLB